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Or you can just hang out here in this weird lost place where nothing ever happens. Try it. See how long you last. By the way: Why are these pages called 404? It sounds like a drum machine from the late 80s. Doesn’t Roland have a sampler called 404? If only there were a place to look up all these random questions…